in like 4th grade there was a kid named justin time like his parents were really committed comedians they changed his last name to time to complete the joke. and everyone always asked him for the time and one day someone turned around and said, hey justin what’s the time? and laughed really hard and justin time like snapped and stood up and screamed DO I LOOK LIKE A CLOCK TO YOU BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A DICK TO ME and walked out of the classroom and was suspended and  i am just now realizing the absolute genius of this kid because the boy asking that’s name was richard omfg